Seven Ways To Say That We Will Never Get There

1.

We're already halfway to the end and there's no point in starting late.

2.

The bedroom's full of flies, sorry, the bedroom's full of flies.

3.

Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.

Shit, have you heard that song before?

4.

They're all out of ice cream at the local grocery store.

5.

[flapping fish sounds]

6.

"Do you think you could do me a favor?"

Well, that of course depends: First, whether or not your favor involves me going in or out of my way to bring you happiness, assuming it does, and if it does it better not be a subtle kind of happiness, one that I can't read in the lines on your face but see explode out to your toes and fingertips, into an overbearing hug; Second, if the favor you so desperately require is truly too much for yourself to handle, then perhaps by doing this favor for you, you can see that I not only care for you like the raindrops do for the leaves, but that I want you by me, at most hours of the night and certainly all hours of the day.

"Sure."

7.

"Thanks, bro."