On Sleeping Nearly Naked In Another's Guest Bedroom

It's either the house
or the birds making noises.

Don't charge your phone,
you're a monster.

Have a glass of water.

The sink is down the hall.

I'd bring it to you,

but I'm in the process

of installing security cameras
in every room of the house,

so that when the spring
comes, we'll find out

if it was the house,

or just those damn birds.