Toy Soldier

Toy soldier, hand over your nuts
and bolts. You have been pacing

and making everyone nervous.
Here's a beanbag chair.

I'll be working on my posture.
No you don't have to watch

but it would be nice if you could
STOP with your moaning.

Let me have a turn at the watch,
it's my turn to make everyone nervous.

Toy soldier, assistance please.
My doctor has advised me

not to reach too far behind me.
Wind up this key stuck in my back,

and make sure you twist hard enough
to march me into tomorrow.