Will you be my Vice-President?

Will you speak for me when I am gone?
Will you walk with me astride the wharf?
Will you shore up my heart’s coalition?
Will you store my passwords in your pocketbook?
Will you tease and hint at your future without me?
Will you lend me a taste of your credibility?
Will you ease me through this metamorphosis?
Will you honor more than my policies?
Will you gush about me when you are tipsy?
Will you reach for my hand on the tarmac?
Will you water the plants when I am away?
Will you attach your name to mine so that we will never again be the same?