A: Forever.
Q: How do you intend to keep at it for so long?
A: There's a lake not too far from here that I often swim to the bottom of, and there I scream until my throat is permanently damaged.
Q: Is your throat permanently damaged?
A: Yes. From the screaming.
Q: Or the crying?
A: Just an unintended side effect.
Q: How do you make it rain?
A: I put on lipstick.
Q: And snow?
A: I forgot, maybe you kissed me.
Q: What do you think of that girl over there?
A: I'm happy for her.
Q: Is she beautiful?
A: There's something to be said about the way everybody's skin seems to glow most beautifully in the summertime.
Q: What's that, now?
A: I expected nothing less of you.
Q: Do you think you're doing any good by trying too hard, or are you in trying too hard actually making things worse?
A: Does the grass do any good in growing too fast, or is it in growing too fast actually growing longer?
Q: When did your mother stop wiping your nose?
A: That is an intensely personal question.
Q: Can I ask one more question?
A: No. Not when you control everything I say and I can't speak my own opinion proper.
Q: Will you finish this?
A: Will you finish this?
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