Things That Jeff Would Bring to a 90's-Themed Party

Ghostwritten by kaleb (worst)

Maybe I'd wear a Nike sweatshirt, they wore those in the 90's.

Maybe I'd wear sunglasses, they wore those in the 90's,

but they'd have to be 90's sunglasses.

Maybe I'd wear a Bill Clinton shirt, he was in the 90's.

Maybe I'd ride in on a bicycle, they had those in the 90's.

Maybe I'd bring a garbage truck in a steam-boat,

they had those in the 90's.